duckduckthrall | The Whole Consciousness in 13 Parts: Day 19

Wow. I'm so behind on this getyourwordsout thing that the following set of written words won't be a stream of consciousness, as much as the whole consciousness tumbled out of my head and onto the page. I am now 12000 words behind, give or take. At this rate, whatever I'm writing about today, I'm going to be writing an entire treatise about it. Okay, here we go, I'm going to pick 12 topics and write 1000 words about each. Because that is totally as easy as it sounds, right? Right. Okay, I'm going to write about gastroparesis (what better topic can I expound about right now, anyway, other than packing, which I just flat out refuse to talk about anymore because it angries up the blood?), coffee (because I'm sitting in a Starbucks writing this), Alanis Morrissette, the colour green, chairs, my hair, what I think of lactose intolerance, the time Ruy and I went to Tofino, what has become of my hometown, what I really think about Twitter, things I would or would not like to learn the history of, and my utter fascination with grocery stores. There, that's 12 right there. Some of those are going to really need to be stretched out, considering that I came up with almost all of them by looking around Starbucks and hoping for an idea to strike me. I mean, chairs? Really?

Word Count: 231
Word Count to Date: 8115